1.

PREVIOUSLY ON BALE OUT...

Invincible Banking Masters of the Universe invade our planet, convincing Earthlings they can fly forever without landing and without engines.

2.

Only Superhero Goldflinger can save the Earth....he flies out to see alien collaborator Appallingson....

"If only I can show the value of my time as the lookout on SS Titanic..."

"...and fly in the right direction for America..."

3.

"Curses! It's Goldflinger...

....who?"

4.

But Goldflinger dare not reveal that he is really Neville Kent...

...the man who fleeced all in his time....

5.

Quick as a flash, Goldflinger realises in only eleven years that deregulated, mad and bent banking is an alien trick...and offers his magic advice....

6.

"Remember" says Goldflinger...

7.

"Wow!" exclaims Ben the Fed, "It's Goldflinger and his magic advice Fullashit - quick, do the opposite!"

And so, in the nick of time and three trillion bucks, anti-big government Economyman jumps onto the back of John Doe.

Gee, thanks Goldflinger!!