Is it focus group research? Is it phone abuse? Is it spin? Is it naff?
It's all of them - it's the real story on
gordathon
Yes, for nearly eleven years, without the nation's knowledge, confidence trickster Gordo 'Gabbler' Brown persuaded thousands of innocent British citizens to do his job for him without ever offering any payment of any kind - typical Jock.
how the phone fraud moved on to bestial nuisance calls
"What do you think of me so far?"
"Ruff!"
'EVEN MONARCH WASN'T SAFE'
"Fack orf Brine, I know it's you..."
The standard Mark III fake constable used to bug The Gabbler's Reign of Terror
exclusive first picture:
how the budget strategy was worked out by mrs denise apfee of 37, princess of hearts way, norwich.
The amazing shot above records Gordon Brown's delight as Denise Apfee suggests abolishing the 10p rate of tax alongside a policy of redeemable reverse equity preference gilted bonds in order to increase liquidity in the banking sector. Later he took all the credit - and then blamed it on hapless bystander Mr Avyu Gotafarvin of Dumfrieshire when Mrs Apfee's advice turned out to be the sort of bollocks some thick cow in Norwich might come up with.
Fraudster Brown 'dressed up as Death in order to scare victims'
<<<<<< Artist's impression
Arch-bluffer Gordon Brown threatened to come round and scare the children, shoot family pets and even dressed up as the Angel of Death during his decade of telephone terror, Conservative Central Office said today. Ordinary housewife and grandmother Margaret Baroness told reporters "I was scared out of my wits when he rang and said 'Give me the gen on privatisation you old bat or I'll tell the Junta where you live'."
below: amazing extracts from MI6 phonetaps
"Yeeess! She said I could put her down as a maybe! My God Brown, but you are one silver-tongued Devil...."
'.....hhhmmmmmm.......hhhhuuuuurrrh......
....hhhmmmmmm......hhhuuuurrrh.....hhm..
hhuuhr....hum....hrr.....what are you wearing?......' |
"....anyway right, you'll never guess what she sez then, you won't 'onest she says 'well fuck it you can 'ave 'im' I mean talk about gobsmacked....so I sez yeh right, an pigs might fly you comin' to the footy do ternight that fit bloke plays wiv the second eleven you know 'im wiv the lovely arse I 'ope 'e goes, gawan come wiv us you'll 'ave a great time and she says guess wot I'm already shaggin' im so I come back wiv you crazy cow I mean what are you fuckin' like...." |
the day phone monster saw red
In this remarkable piece of heat-sensitive photography, the Monster Mac is seen metamorphing into Lord Daft Gaga from the fifth planet of Ursula Andress 44/JB in the Gordian Knot Galaxy, during a conversation with six-times Great-grandmother and Canvey Island resident Elsie Probate. MI5 could not make any sense of the language used, which has also so far foxed GCHQ.
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"It's reverse charges from Lisbon...wants to know if we think 'e should sign..." |
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"Listen o greatChancellor, you tell Blair it's the Bill, the whole Bill, and nuttin' but the Bill, cappisch?"
