SPORT/ NOT BORN YESTERDAY
S'all bart 'spect innit?
If lawyers are going to get into bed with soccer stars, things may be about to change in the courtroom
"Is m'Lud fucking blind, that question was miles out"
UNDER ROONEY'S INCESSANT VOLLEY OF QUESTIONS, THE ITALIAN HARD MAN EVENTUALLY BROKE DOWN
"We find the defendant offside, m'Lud"
"So you see Sir Reginald, if Melchester were playing a flat back four, Smethurst couldn't possibly have been in that position"
DESPERATELY, BOYD TRIED TO MAKE SENSE OF THE OBSTRUCTION LAW
