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Commons tells Darling: "Fuck off and die"

"Ooh good gracious me, is that all?"

Despite a three-line whip and cat-o-nine-tails, the Commons voted by 623 votes with one abstention* that it is the Chancellor's duty to fuck off and die.

* One abstention noted from A.Darling.

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