About the Editor

Good writer, humourist, market researcher and all-round decent bloke who was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time when (a) a desperate Boston ad agency was looking for something to buy and (b) an incompetent multinational advertising agency was handing out bonuses.

Believes we are all being dealt the three-card trick by pc la-la-loopies and Globalist Free-market hypocrites.

Has published two non-fiction books and written eleven novels,all of which are in his Big Desk at home. Thinks risk-aversion in the Arts is the greatest curse of modern life.

Motto: Those who have double standards always want double helpings

Lotto: Not won as yet

Blotto: Frequently

Risotto: Either way about it, really

Grotto: Not today thank you

Sotto: Only with the voce

Otto: von Stumppinggniggg, distinguished former Foreign Secretary of Abroad, 1435-1932.