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crisis in crime: asbos dropped

Crimestopper Wacky Jacqui Smith tried hard to laugh off the ASBO disaster last week, but there was no disguising the fact that she had dropped Tony Blair's favourite ornament.

She told a press conference for the launch of Labour Initiatives Week, "I was just dusting it and it slipped out of my fingers. It was a simple accident, but life goes on and we shall be replacing it with The Framing Game, a new TV-based approach whereby everyone will be fitted up for beastly behaviour and then shamed, after which I thought we'd, you know, see how it goes and then have a shot at something else. Or perhaps somebody else."

For those New Labour initiatives in full, go to the Initiatives Fair


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Advertiser's announcement

CEO Viktim Bandit says:

"hurry on down to the great brick lane citiboot sale!! £250 billion worth of top-quality assets must go!!"

Just look at these must-have bargains:

* 2,300 overpaid berks

*723,00 leveraged loans

*42,966 complex debts

* 987,000 structured investments

* 2300 overmortgaged houses

 

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Steve Richards in The Independent:

 

'Currently, a fatal narrative is in place. It can be summarised in three words: "Brown is a disaster"'

Er, that's four words Steve


£6 billion shortfall warning by labour leader

'I warn you not to fall ill. I warn you not to get old'.

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